• 1/144 Scale Mini — Corvid Party Vans
  • 1/144 Scale Mini — Corvid Party Vans

    1/144 Scale Mini — Corvid Party Vans

    Regular price $32.50

    Some people maintain control of their faculties while they're jacked in. My chauffeur for the night doesn't have that ability. She sits insensate in her seat and fills her helmet with drool and uses the teletext display awkwardly bolted to the dash when she needs my attention.

     

    I worry that the display is stuck. Malfunctioning. Then I remember who I'm talking to. She wants ANOTHER BEER. Again.

     

    I flip the cracked visor open. The flushed and cherubic face inside gives no indication that she notices. Her glassy potemkin eyes focus on nothing while she peers out at the world through CCTV and salvaged FLIR pods. I tilt her head back and mate the rim of the can to her lips.

     

    The treads underneath us eat masonry. Bone dust. Something big that goes crunch and sends a jolt up through bogey and suspension and padded seat. The contents of the tallboy shoot out the little opening with the jolt and splash all over her face.

     

    That, finally, gets a smile.

     

    -Jo Driscoll


    PARTY VAN LIGHT TANK x2
    BONESAW 8MM FMJ MACHINE GUN
    CARLOS 84MM SABOT RECOILLESS RIFLE
    FAKER 107MM FRAGMENTATION MORTAR x2
    PREACHER 76MM HE CANNON
    STUTTER 27MM AP CHAIN GUN
    METRONOME 120MM HE MORTAR

    ***BUY ANY 3 MINIS TOGETHER TO RECEIVE EXTRA $15 DISCOUNT***

    Product Details:

    • Size of assembled models are approximately 1.5 x 0.69 x 1.26 inches (38 x 17 x 32 mm).
    • Weight is approximately 3.13oz/88.8g.
    • Based on an original design by Jack Monahan, this model is cast in lead-free pewter pieces.
    • Model is delivered unpainted. Images of painted models on this page are for inspiration and are only examples.
    • All resin and pewter miniatures are manufactured in the USA.
    • Assembly required - click here for a guide.

    Safety Warnings:

    • Casts contain small parts and may have sharp edges.
    • Fine particles are never safe to inhale; sanding or trimming of models should be done with proper ventilation and disposal of metal filings.
    • This product is not intended for those under the ages of 14.
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